i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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