Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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