IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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