is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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