idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
