This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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