I'm lost and stupid without you.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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