the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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