How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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