If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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