no, he came in my armpit
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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