i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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