Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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