I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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