He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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