woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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