Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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