OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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