Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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