This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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