Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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