So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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