I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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