If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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