belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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