Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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