I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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