i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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