Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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