ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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