She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No subtext here. People are naked.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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