In America we eat man semen.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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