I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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