he puts the penis in happiness.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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