i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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