I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Ladies don't puke and tell
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