Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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