READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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