I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
