i permit you to call me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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