He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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