i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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