omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
he just fucked me for my cheese..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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