i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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