is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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