Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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