My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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