Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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