Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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