after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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