so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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