We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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