Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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