is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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