i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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