how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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