And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Be still, my beating vagina.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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