So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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