Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Randomize
