Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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